Squirter
A squirter is a small female (like kylie) who is already at knob height - making is easy to squirt(h)er. Or a strangely talented girl who, after becoming excited can fire lady juice at high velocity...
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Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection. She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off. My mum caught me having a wonk.
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1: An unfortunate clip of the testicles, usually at a tangent - which sometimes feels more painful than a full impact. 2: Something that is really funny 1: When I caught my nads on the corner of the...
View Articlecunt stick
1: Tool used by male to interface with the female pleasure palace 2: Tool used by female and inserted into her nu-nu to generate joy juice. 1: I did her behind the bins with my enormous cunt stick 2:...
View ArticleDoom Muppet
A person who never brings any joy. Someone who can never see the good side of anything - while at the same time contributing nothing of use or having any talent. The studio manager should lighten up -...
View Articleflatpack-palm
A painful condition - sometimes lasting many days - that often appears halfway through the attempted assembly of flatpack furniture. It can be avoided with the use of an electric screwdriver. When I...
View Articlewrecked
Something that is extremely painful. The hammer splatted my thumbnail and it wrecked!
View Articlerikking
Something that has been cranked up - usually above the normally acceptable level or something that provides an ample amount of pleasure. The P.A. system was vibrating my bollocks and sounded rikkin'....
View ArticlePhagwah
Something that is idiotic or boring - or both. Something that is drab or lifeless. A hindu festival where a special drink called 'thandai' or bhang (Cannabis sativa) is also consumed sometimes, which...
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